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I HEAR THE WORST!

In 1946 the National Association of Teachers of Speech* issued its list of what it regarded as the ten worst-sounding words in the English language.  We can thank the NATS for putting these little bugs in our ears.  In alphabetical … Continue reading

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THE ROCKY HORROR DISCOUNT STORE (PART I)

Two E-mails, One Freaky Subject Opening my e-mail one day I found that two friends had forwarded material on the same subject.  This in itself seemed a little unusual but nothing had prepared me for what I was about to … Continue reading

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Driving Miss Crazy

Rudy, Charlie, and Me “East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet.”  Those words were penned by Rudyard Kipling around 1889.  He was a man ahead of his time.  If he were to drive through … Continue reading

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Infernal Humiliation Over Paging

I “Wood” Rather Not Following Mass one week-day my friend Anita and I decided to have breakfast at a national pancake emporium.  Entering the lobby we realized we would have to wait a while to be seated.  I approached the … Continue reading

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