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Monthly Archives: February 2012
THE ROCKY HORROR DISCOUNT STORE (PART II)
It’s Not a Matter of Money Saving money is important, especially today. But lower prices shouldn’t mean lower standards. I’m not averse to casual dress (although “casual Fridays” give me pause) but, for gods’ sakes, folks, cover up! Butt cracks, … Continue reading
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Tagged "Beautify America" Campaign, alien life forms, colostomy bags, composted, Dillards, Home Depot, Jerry Springer, mace, Macy's, Starbucks, taser, vampires, Walmart
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THE ROCKY HORROR DISCOUNT STORE (PART I)
Two E-mails, One Freaky Subject Opening my e-mail one day I found that two friends had forwarded material on the same subject. This in itself seemed a little unusual but nothing had prepared me for what I was about to … Continue reading
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Tagged "Hamburglar", "Pimp My Ride", butt cracks, cell phone, clowns, colostomy bag, cross-dressing, e-mail, hoodie, Three Stooges
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Sight Gags
The “I”s Have It—Not! As I wrote in an earlier posting, the amount of debris cluttering up the inside of my eyeballs seems to be increasing of late. My “flying flies” apparently have found time to do a bit of … Continue reading
Too Cheesy for Words
It’s Here in Black and White SHELDON: What’s wrong with your face? WES: What? SHELDON: Your face. You look a bit queasy and your nose is all wrinkled up. Did someone break wind? WES: No. I just read something really … Continue reading
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Tagged baggage fees, casu marzu, cheese, enzymes, flies, Italy, larvae, National Inquirer, Paranormal Review, Sardinia, The New York Times, Yogi Berra
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